Friday, April 21, 2006

 

Introducing... Knight37's POWERplay!

Ever have one of those games where you just can't seem to get past a difficult section? You want to see what happens after that, but you can't because you're stuck. Or maybe you just don't have time to level-up through a boring phase of the game, but you need the levels to make it through another, later part. Or perhaps you play in one of many MMORPG games, and you're more interested in the highly exciting end-game content rather than having to trudge through all the early levels.

Well your worries are over, now with Knight37's POWERplay service!

Our expert staff of veteran gamers will get you past that difficult section of the game, so that you can go on to enjoy the parts you want to see. All we need is your latest save-game, and some instructions about what you need us to do. Or in the case of an MMORPG, just tell us what type of character you want and what level and we'll make it special-ordered. Or if you want to level up an existing account, we can do that too. You're the BOSS! We work for you.

You're a busy person, you don't have time to waste in the boring parts of games. Let us do the drudge work for you. Our rates are very competitive versus other so called "powerleveling" services.

We also provide many "value added" optional services for you if you choose. You want screen shots of your character in action? No problem. We'll even accompany the shots with an audio narrative describing what was happening, complete with in-game sounds for that special flavor. We provide a complete transcript of the entire game, fully documented with audio commentary, videos, and still shots. You don't even have to play the game to fully experience it with our revolutionary service!

If you choose an MMORPG, you will get the same treatment, with a bonus! We'll set you up socially, making friends for you, pre-joining a high-quality guild, and "plugging you in" to the social scene of the server of your choosing. We'll provide you with complete write-ups about all of your pre-play contacts, including important chat log transcripts, so that you know your e-friends before you even meet them in the game. We'll even provide screen shots, and if available, pictures of the players themselves and facts about them as well! Whatever our crack team of social engineers can dig up, it's yours!

So what are you waiting for? You've got important things to do, let us do the playing for you! Use our comments below, to sign up with POWERplay TODAY!

Comments:
Can you do this with Half Life 2 for me?
I can't play it due to Steam infection, it bypasses my foil hat and my 1 baud internet connection is to slow anyway.
I might need you to help with condemned, it has a different gameplay but nevertheless
the prospects are very appealing.
 
Freecell game #11982. C'mon Kight37, I'm relying on you.

- Factory
 
Sadly.
I know of some people who would pay for this.
 
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